OptiBac launches New Probiotic Spooning Milk!
Posted 1 year ago by Soraya in News from Head Office
Note: Before reading this article please pay special attention to the date it was posted (The 1st of April - aka April Fools!) ;) We've enjoyed a great response on Twitter, Facebook & through word of mouth - many thanks!
Finally. Milk that you can eat with a spoon. What better way to start your day, than to have your milk as you would your yoghurt! Our new product is rich and creamy, packed full of sugar (great for energy!), and of course, it's probiotic!1
Reaction from retailers? Sure, sure, many of our health food stores, independent pharmacies and so on are questioning the levels of sugar, artificial flavourings and other such additives in our new product. After all, that's not what we are normally about. However the team at OptiBac has made a recent discovery: the nation likes sugar! It tastes so good. Therefore we thought, why don't we offer it to you in an ingenious new form. Probiotic spooning milk has been developed by our team of young and attractive lifestyle experts, who have spent a good few hours in the kitchen labouring over this dreamy new form of milk. Much toil resulted in the conclusion that this innovative new probiotic milk would be a step towards a more enjoyable, all-round better future for all of us. What's more, our new probiotic spooning milk is reseable, so you can store it on its side in the fridge without worrying about spillages! Amazing. So start your day, the creamy way! With OptiBac Probiotics For happy tastebuds.
...Coming Soon, to a shop near YOU.
1. Spooning milk contains one strain of probiotic, Bifidobacterium effectivus, which has a fantastic name for psychological marketing purposes but has yet to demonstrate its scientific background in any decent clinical trials ...we can always hope.
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